Page 2But other than that, life's good. My friends are kinda' weird though. Take Miles, for instance. I've known for a long time, actually, since I was three years old. We both went to the same "Dandelion Preschool". However, after preschool, we went to different schools. But that didn't affect our friendship one bit. We still managed to get together and just hang out. He seems to have a strange hobby of beating his computer when he loses in "Fat Boy in the Cookie Factory", his favorite game. Then, he seems to mutter strange gibberish, apparently for good fortune in his computer game. But hey, he's my friend, and a friend he'll stay! Even when he sings, and makes me want to commit suicide from depression, I still know that kill him, for he's my friend. And by the way, watch for his strange convulsions. But the funny, interesting exploits of my friend Miles are undertoned by the suicidal, hilarious, crazy actions of another friend named Phelan. He is the epitomy of crazy, just staying on the border of insanity and pure retardation. He's a computer addict, but don't let that fool you; he'll still jump inside a shopping cart and go down a really big hill. His strange, suicidal actions are further promoted by the encouraging exploits of the extraordinarily funny movie, "Jackass". Not only that, but he's also incredibly adept at lying, which I'm sure will be of use to him in the near future. My friends are pretty weird, so I have to take all my anger out on one person, and that is my imaginary friend, Bob. Bob is pretty cool, and he inspires me with his song writing talent. I and a friend sang a couple of inspirational songs, which I don't really think our audience appreciated. We sang the "Morocco Song", the "Happiness Song", and the "Randomness Song". Me and my duet partner are thinking of getting a record company to put our songs into an album, but so far all we've gotten are a few rude words from some annoyed manager dude. *sigh*, oh well... I also have a very strange little brother named Chisaku. He's obese, and is really annoying. He's only a 6 year old though, so it's okay. He loves to wrestle, and unlike me in kindergarten, he's kinda' violent. He's insane, like most of my friends, and I don't think I'm a very good influence on him. Oh well. Return to |